Stabscotch — “Uncanny Valley”

AlbumReview_Stabscotch.jpgI have high expectations when it comes to punk. The genre has been warped into a grotesque paradox by artists capitalizing on its anti-capitalist sensibilities — the most repulsive of ironies, or perhaps a testament to the economic system’s ability to swallow everything that sees the light of day. The reality is: punk is about subversion, and the music ought to reflect that. Which makes Green Day a pink tutu vis-à-vis The Pop Group, but is also what makes Stabscotch’s “Uncanny Valley” one of the most accomplished punk records of the 21st century thus far — and it’s not even punk.

Why why whY WHy wHY WHY!?

            “Free from all the things that make my heart—beat /

                        And the Unknown Pleasures that control … meeeEEE!”

(Because sound is a black hole of the subconscious,

sucking on your thoughts like a parasite, swelling up

pregnant with your memories, your confusion and,

most importantly, your fury.)

            RRRRRRewowewowewowewoaaahhh

            gua gg gua kkkkkyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

            drUN drUN drUN drUN drUN drUN

(If music is a purge, then Stabscotch is

your doctor and your medicine both,

horrifying and cleansing all at once.)

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Release everything you’ve been too ashamed to reveal. Spill your guts over the radio’s saccharine sheen; let the voices speak of all your hideous secrets. Poison us. We don’t want to see your pain — we want to taste it. It’s music to our tongues.

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